Samantha the Fox

[Oparazzi]

Gentlemen, I had to write another review on Samantha.
As many of you already likely know, I’m not only a very frequent regular, but I’m also her personal and professional photographer.
She just returned from vacationing, and as she puts it, “to work on her tan.”
l had the privilege of seeing her almost immediately after she got back, and her adorable little Pom Pom was so happy to see me again too.
She is like a goddess irregardless, now she is a tanned, bronzed goddess, a sight to behold.
What can I possibly say about this Classy Lady, that I haven’t said before.

Forget those absolutely ridiculous metaphors “cup of coffee”, “going for dinner” or being an English Professor.
She’s not a restaurant, or wanting the Pulitzer Prize.

My time with Samantha, as always, was magical.
She so naturally, takes you out of your everyday lifestyle. The rest of the world completely disappears in her company.

I do have to chime in on this ongoing issue. I know I’m going to get backlash but it has to be said and is long overdue.

To her gentlemanly regulars, this obviously doesn’t apply.
To any newbies, first of all, learn to read properly and approach is everything.
It’s not difficult to be respectful.
If you approach her, in a gentlemanly, courteous and mature manner, then no references are ever required, and she states so clearly (this is where reading properly comes into play)

“Ghosts” have no chance for a second time. She prepares herself for your expected visit, and then you don’t show or even have the “balls” to at least cancel well before hand.

In conclusion, Samantha always leaves you wanting to see her again and again.

Oh, and BTW, I drink my coffee black, I brew my own and drink it AT HOME 😉.

[s4audi]

Ya so what with all this preaching.

[Puff n' Stuff]

Originally Posted by Oparazzi

Gentlemen, I had to write another review on Samantha.
As many of you already likely know, I’m not only a very frequent regular, but I’m also her personal and professional photographer.
She just returned from vacationing, and as she puts it, “to work on her tan.”
l had the privilege of seeing her almost immediately after she got back, and her adorable little Pom Pom was so happy to see me again too.
She is like a goddess irregardless, now she is a tanned, bronzed goddess, a sight to behold.
What can I possibly say about this Classy Lady, that I haven’t said before.

Forget those absolutely ridiculous metaphors “cup of coffee”, “going for dinner” or being an English Professor.
She’s not a restaurant, or wanting the Pulitzer Prize.

My time with Samantha, as always, was magical.
She so naturally, takes you out of your everyday lifestyle. The rest of the world completely disappears in her company.

I do have to chime in on this ongoing issue. I know I’m going to get backlash but it has to be said and is long overdue.

To her gentlemanly regulars, this obviously doesn’t apply.
To any newbies, first of all, learn to read properly and approach is everything.
It’s not difficult to be respectful.
If you approach her, in a gentlemanly, courteous and mature manner, then no references are ever required, and she states so clearly (this is where reading properly comes into play)

“Ghosts” have no chance for a second time. She prepares herself for your expected visit, and then you don’t show or even have the “balls” to at least cancel well before hand.

In conclusion, Samantha always leaves you wanting to see her again and again.

Oh, and BTW, I drink my coffee black, I brew my own and drink it AT HOME 😉.

[Gerald]

[SamanthatheFox]

Thanks Oparazzi For the nice review; it's always great to see you! xxox

No backdoor bbqs
No FREAKY CREAPY
No licking armpits
If you want to refer to me as food; I am not a sandwich
No I don’t change diapers… not your mommy
Gentlemen only… Thanks and have a great day xx

[pencilneckgeek]

Originally Posted by Gerald

This is more than a one bag of popcorn thread....

[LTO_3]

Talk about overkilling a review, this is it.

LTO_3

[Jaygee]

Samantha is great, no doubt.

But this weirdly obsessive and defensive review demeans everyone involved.

[Tipper]

Originally Posted by Jaygee

Samantha is great, no doubt.

But this weirdly obsessive and defensive review demeans everyone involved.

I’m expecting an obsessive and defensive response :).

Tipper

[Susan]

I am just glad no farm animals were mentioned.