Must Read Prediction: Scarlett and Chloe will be the Attendants of the Year for 2025!

[Mike17]

Spoiler alert: I think you should see Scarlett and Chloe.

As I stated in my last post, it was to be my final one (for 2024), and when I type something you can (almost always) take it to the bank. Sadly, at said bank, it's a little disappointing as my secondary savings account dubbed 'sex therapy' (which try as I might, I could never convince my wife that it should be a joint account) has run out of funds, once and for good. :( Thanks a lot Cassy, Emma, Ava, Tracy et al.!

Lately I have been practicing honing my clairvoyant abilities (an ability that becomes temporarily disabled when in the presence of a sexy worker as there no longer remains enough blood in your big head) and I'm feeling something coming through now... Yes... YES!, I can Sense Something!!... Oh wait, the fan that I use for white noise in order to help me sleep at night just oscillated in my direction; it was just the air from it. But, I do have a bold (mm, perhaps not bold per se) prediction nonetheless, and it's about who will be the 'Top Dog'/Must See Attendants for the year 2025 on the Gregorian calendar.

Speaking of dogs, one of several things the aforementioned Scarlett and Chloe have in common, is a profound love for canines. (Obviously it goes without saying that anyone who loves our furry little friends so much could never fib or be deceitful to another human being in any way, right? All sexy workers who have dogs: "That's 100% right, Mike".) Now, it's not really that important as to which one of them has 4 dogs and which one has 3 dogs, what matters the most here, is that between them, they have seven dogs; 7 Fucking Dogs!!!

Having said all that, when determining who gets the first praise-filled paragraph, tie goes to the lady with more dogs. So that brings us to: Classy CHLOE Mercedes, aka The Chloester; The Chloemeister. Standing 5'7?" tall, this blond bombshell is well worth the price of admission and then some, and helped me get over the loses of Magnificent Marley and Outstanding Olivia. In all seriousness she is a Super beautiful and sexy woman with a phenomenal personality; She is a lot of fun to talk to while getting a superb message! Arguably the hottest bod in the biz! Words that come to mind include Elite, Kind and Wild! Awesome tats too. Visiting her is one hell of an epic, sensual and unforgettable experience!

In the other corner, standing 5 foot nothing and weighing 1 hundred pounds on an 'I'm feel fat today' day, is Queen SCARLETT Tanager, aka Lil' Scarls and Scarlittle. This brunette cutie will have you coming back for more for sure. Petite, but very strong (not muscly) this awesome young woman gives credence to the saying 'big things come in little packages (insert penis joke about me here)'. In all honesty, [copy and paste], she is a Super beautiful and sexy woman with a phenomenal personality; She is a lot of fun to talk to while getting a superb message! Fun Fact: Scarlett is a closet bird enthusiast; I'm pretty sure she even referred to herself as a 'Bird Nerd' once. This struck me as slightly odd seeing as she's a smokeshow in her early 20's, but hey, no judgement here. The words coming to mind are Supreme Confidence, and confidence is sexy on women too! Beautifully tatted. It literally would not be an exaggeration to say that dating her was life changing!

I didn't think there was a snowball's (or Daisy's; cuz she's So Cool) chance in hell that any woman could give Kendra Kindheart a run for her money. Or more accurately, a run for my money. But these two did!

Sidenote #1: I sincerely hope whatever ladies that get to work with Daisy each week realize how lucky they are.
Sidenote #2/Lesson learned the hard way: Texting is for booking appointments only. Save the TOMfoolery and Jack(A name I would have used, if a Jill worked there)assery for the actual date.
Sidenote #3: I met a couple of woman who also work as PSW's (Personal Support Workers), but the consummate PSW (Professional Sexy Worker) has to be Mi Mi!
Sidenote #4: If you can't treat the women with the proper respect, don't bother going.

I was called 'The Perfect Client' to my face :), yet I can't help but wonder sometimes if behind my back I was referred to as 'That delusional moron of a Trick whom I hope ends up divorced, penniless/penny less?, and living under a bridge' :( I had to look up alternative meanings for the word trick in the dictionary (which my wife knows good and goddam well enough to put back where it belongs after my last post!) I don't know though, who isn't a fan... WOAH!, the fan that oscillates just got me again right as I was typing that!, now something like that CAN'T be just a coincidence!... of a little magic once in a while?

I'm at peace being a trick because what played out for me these past couple of years was no illusion! Last night being an aberration, I sleep soundly at night because I now know that Karma is for reals; 100%.
With a Valentine's Day deadline/gift (and a marriage on the line here) looming, I shall retire for good now. And this time you can take it to the bank, where I'll now be able to watch my joint account with my wife grow, just as my sense of self-worth has, thanks in part to every lovely lady I had the pleasure of meeting at the parlours.

In summation, go see SCARLETT or CHLOE (or Daisy or Mi Mi) ASAP! You will not be disappointed, unless you are a jerk!

#Freedom 41
#ThePerfectClientrick
#Sexyworkerssavedmylife!

[Tipper]

For Fucks sake man. I think I want to jump.

[biscuits&gravy]

Just as long as the longest Truth Social post from Oompa Loompa man's handlers but with none of the hate.

[pencilneckgeek]

Originally Posted by biscuits&gravy

Just as long as the longest Truth Social post from Oompa Loompa man's handlers but with none of the hate.

This made significantly more sense.

[Bizzer]

While Scarlett is in fact quite attractive, probably the best looking attendant I’ve ever met, I can’t agree with her being in the running for top MPA. As much as I’d love to advocate and revisit such loveliness, I can’t go another round of penicillin treatments. I Took one for the team and lost.

[bnuts]

Originally Posted by Bizzer

While Scarlett is in fact quite attractive, probably the best looking attendant I’ve ever met, I can’t agree with her being in the running for top MPA. As much as I’d love to advocate and revisit such loveliness, I can’t go another round of penicillin treatments. I Took one for the team and lost.

Really?

[bnuts]

I saw Scarlett really early in her time at EA and while she was beautiful I found the rest of the experience lacking so I never repeated. Not sure if that was because it was early or because ymmv

[darkcanuck]

Scarlett is great. I have enjoyed her company on many occasions.

Quite striking and gives a great massage.

Would highly recommend.

[Bizzer]

Originally Posted by bnuts

Really?

Really really

[bnuts]

Originally Posted by darkcanuck

Scarlett is great. I have enjoyed her company on many occasions.

Quite striking and gives a great massage.

Would highly recommend.

I am surprised to hear all the love, I may have to try again some day. The first meeting wasn’t all that. Definitely good looking though.