Giselle 5752

[DuranDuran]

Saw her pics on the pages and was intrigued.
Arranged a coffee date.
I was anticipating a curvy mediterranean girl...instead she turned out to be black like Oprah.
Definitely, bait and switch on the pics.
Over coffee she was friendly enough.
It was weird because her girlfriend was sitting at a private table nearby.
The date was over before it began.
Two points of view were offered then it was over.
Needless to say, my coffee was still hot.
Wont be calling her again.

[Gerald]

And the award for most creative review goes to....

[Puff n' Stuff]

Gotta say I'm a fan of Duran's pre-police state rating system.How much longer must this charade continue.