Brooke@adultAE

[doug1]

Frankly I feel the urge to have a banana split, but maybe that means something new these days?

[VIPER]

Originally Posted by doug1

Frankly I feel the urge to have a banana split, but maybe that means something new these days?

lol I've been thinking about clam chowder a lot lately
Is it maybe the fall weather ??

[Tim_Chase]

First post and review. hopefully it meets your standards:

Went to see Brooke the other night. first time at an EA parlor and the lineup at blue seemed like there was no way of loosing so i risked it and went for a walk in. young lady at the front desk seemed busy on her phone. when i mentioned i was walking in she explained that she had an appointment but i could see brooke. happily i said sure. i went in and took a quick rinse before going to the table. i think the poor lass thought i was a first timer. she gave a very soft massage and the conversation was very nice and easygoing then the conversation turned to academics. she was a very good educator and i hope to get another lesson from her again. sadly i was not fully educated.. i cheated come the end and pretended i was educated because i felt bad as i was taking a very long time to learn. but the conversation was delightful and she was so nice and sweet.. i will definitely be going for another lesson soon. especially because when she noticed the lack of education she said she would not fall for the same trick twice.

[Frankytee]

Agreed!! Brooke was great. Magical hand. she is now on my list of repeats.

[Grandadmiral]

First Ever Review:

I saw Brooke this morning, following some tough decision-making last night. I had never been to a London-area parlour, and while I picked the right girl, I also picked the wrong location. Brooke was working Blue One (Blue Lagoon).

I planned to arrive shortly after opening (to avoid a holiday rush) and I was the first customer of the day. There were only two women there, and I suspect they weren't ready for me--their attire was "casual", with tanks, cardigans and leggings. I had been to a parlour in Montreal before and I was greeted by staff dressed in only bras and g-strings. Brooke and Demi were working, and while Demi intrigued me (no pictures online), I had already resolved for Brooke. Both women scolded me for making the error of choosing Blue One as my first London experience.

Not wanting to be rushed I chose the hour option and basic massage. Brooke led me into parlour with a light that flickered for a bit when it is first turned on, and while very clean the room needs work. The table is also a rock. More apologies followed. Why AdultEA hasn't invested some money in this place, or moved locations, I cannot imagine.

Rinsing off, Brooke returned in an appropriately sexy dress, which went away quickly. She was pleasantly chatty and casual, and the conversation turned to some areas of interest (history to name one), and she related her 4 years experience. She expressed concerns that her past bitchy attitude had earned her some negative reviews, but she assured me that her years had mellowed her. I have no reason to doubt her honesty, as she was all around very affable and diligent in her duties.
The massage was wonderful, and her experience showed.

The conversation returned to history and she had her own detailed knowledge of butter-churning, which was demonstrated with impressive skill and historical accuracy. Unfortunately, I have well above average hearing and my mind moves a mile a minute, so the noises outside the room (due to an appalling lack of effective sound-proofing), resulted in me becoming distracted. Which Brooke noticed, and like the good hostess she is, she put on some music.

Thereafter the conversation wandered a bit to other subjects, and ideas were had on how to keep me from being distracted. The butter that we had churned was wrapped up and set side as we talked. These conversations didn't amount to much, but I was newly impressed by the deft skill with which she communicated them. As I was hopelessly flustered and all a stammer for most of the experience.

To prevent this review from going over long, I will summarize that I was very satisfied with her work and I tipped her accordingly. I stayed slightly longer than was intended, but I never felt rushed, and Brooke led me out a happy customer. I would repeat the experience, just not at the dive that is Blue One.

[Billguy]

Hello all,
I have been trying to find an sp for some daty, has anyone enjoyed that from Brooke?

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by Billguy

Hello all,
I have been trying to find an sp for some daty, has anyone enjoyed that from Brooke?

I hope not, because you'd end up in jail for purchasing a sexual service.
Something that law enforcement would enjoy reading about, and if you don't think they read this board, I have some prime swamp land in Florida I can sell you real cheap.

Next time you post, think with your big brain.