Top 3 Sexy Workers

[Mike17]

I don't wish to go into too much specific detail here, which I have learned may ruffle some feathers!, but I will post this nonetheless.

I have been to the adult massage parlors well over 50 times ('obsessed' much!), and have met over a dozen different women who are employed by said parlors. (Grammatical side note: I always thought that parlor was spelled parlour but Google and the red squiggaly (sp?, lol) lines have informed me otherwise; you learn something new everyday!). I have actually learned quite a bit from the women I have frequented over these last 13 months.

My top 3, in no particular order, would be:
Kendra Kindheart, Daisy Duke, and Scarlet(t) Tanager
Honorable Mention: My oh my Mi Mi
and Cassy's not too bad.
If you need any Quail eggs, see Emma.

I will be making no further posts on this thread and providing no further information to anyone. But I highly recommend that any current or prospective client visit one of these lovely ladies asap! (and no, they are not my BFF's or girlfriends, much to my chagrin!)

[LTO_3]

And parlor can also be spelled parlour. The former is the Americanized version, of the latter (British English)

LTO_3

[SamuelOConnor]

Originally Posted by Mike17

I don't wish to go into too much specific detail here, which I have learned may ruffle some feathers!, but I will post this nonetheless.

I have been to the adult massage parlors well over 50 times ('obsessed' much!), and have met over a dozen different women who are employed by said parlors. (Grammatical side note: I always thought that parlor was spelled parlour but Google and the red squiggaly (sp?, lol) lines have informed me otherwise; you learn something new everyday!). I have actually learned quite a bit from the women I have frequented over these last 13 months.

My top 3, in no particular order, would be:
Kendra Kindheart, Daisy Duke, and Scarlet(t) Tanager
Honorable Mention: My oh my Mi Mi
and Cassy's not too bad.
If you need any Quail eggs, see Emma.

I will be making no further posts on this thread and providing no further information to anyone. But I highly recommend that any current or prospective client visit one of these lovely ladies asap! (and no, they are not my BFF's or girlfriends, much to my chagrin!)

What do you mean by "quail eggs"? I'm unfamiliar with that term

[pencilneckgeek]

Originally Posted by SamuelOConnor

What do you mean by "quail eggs"? I'm unfamiliar with that term

Urban Dictionary has a definition.
I'm fascinated though as well.

[Sadie]

Yeah there’s the testes urban dictionary thing, but she might actually have a hobby quail hutch/coop! Go for a massage, get an 18 pack of quail eggs type deal.

Honestly with grocery prices as they are, it’s a pretty genius marketing strategy!

Also: significant other - “hunny, why are you so late getting home from work?” You - “ugh, I had a real craving for quail eggs and I didnt realize they were SO hard to find! I figured every store with eggs would have then, boy was I wrong ��. Anyways, I found them, let me make you the BEST tiny omelette!”

[Gerald]

We are so conditioned to read between the lines, everything now sounds like a euphemism. lmao

[Tipper]

If I was from Newfoundland I would be offended by that !

[Susan]

Sounds like an innuendo too me.