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AdultEA Parlours (Platinum, Blue, Bliss, Virginias) This forum is for discussions of ladies who provide a relaxational massage and do not sell sexual services. Any discussions of purchasing sexual services is illegal in Canada |
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Can get it any temperature you like from cold to very hot and steamy, some is sweet, some is bitter, choice and amount of cream is up to you. Just got to decide if you you like light roast, dark roast or latte etc. If your after a cream or jelly filled donut better go elsewhere. Depending on the week some may be able to offer a side of strawberry jam with your coffee. |
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He's fit, healthy, can walk for hours. Takes him forever though to go up (tougher down, actually) stairs. I'm wondering if he should just give up, or is it better than he knows there's stairs at Blue 1, & using that information, choose a different parlour. |
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I'm usually pretty knowledgeable about the slang/discreet talk but please PM me to inform me about this whole cream and jelly donut thing and how it applies to the parlours? Many different things ran through my head. Many connotations, double entendre and/or weird meanings ran through my devious head but I just have no idea.
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If we explained everything it wouldn’t be very discreet, would it ?
Tipper
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and as well " no generalization is worth a damn, including this one" as old Oliver Wendell Holmes used to say about what to expect in massage parlours...
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I had a lapse in memory and forgot about urban dictionary existing. I checked it and boy oh boy you people are sick, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Last edited by hockey-gods-show-wrath; 08-18-2022 at 03:01 PM. Reason: Made spelling error. Didn't want to look completely stupid. |
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