[hockey-gods-show-wrath]

I will say that 90-95% of my Adultea attendant and parlour experiences are good all the way to excellent. Have I been a little lucky? Maybe. As nice as Bliss and most rooms at Platinum are, I'm not really going for the room. But if the shower pressure sucks, the drain is clogged, the soap runs out, or the water is scalding and takes too long to balance out, the attendants always seem to make up for it. I absolutely despise Blue One but I will go if it means I get to see who I want during the time that I want on that day. Ambiance leaves much to be desired. It wasn't the worst but it was far from the best.