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Old 03-02-2017, 08:55 AM
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Gerald Gerald is offline
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Default Re: Taking shower by MP

I met a girl once who did a waxing. It was the smoothest peach I ever devoured. Much appreciated and enjoyed, but I wouldn't expect any woman to do that. I just don't want hair in my mouth or up my nose.
I trim my own hedge with the same respect in turn.

Met another girl who obviously shaved a few days before I met her.
Paramedics had to rip us apart as my face got velcroed between her legs. Ouch!
Of course I seen her again.
I'm like the cat in the Friskies commercial. If I know there is pussy, I will run into walls trying to get it regardless of the obstacles.
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