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Old 04-06-2015, 10:20 AM
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Default Re: Are London girls too shy?

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Originally Posted by Mushroom Stamp View Post
I guess I am confused about the suckered part I think we all understand that many many advertisers (even outside of London) stretch the truth about age or weight or even have professional pics that may create an unreasonable look that is rarely duplicated for a client.
There should be more truth in advertising!

I , after all, am a 6'2" Adonis who's moustache makes him look like Tom sellac ( or so nobody's told me) ! I weigh in at a svelt 195lbs just last night( in a dream I had)!
I also am hung like a pony( miniature one) ! And have a 8" tongue and the ability to breath through my ears! Some of this may actually be true!

Truth be told( and if we're using car metaphors ) I am like a cadillac , the big ol pimp daddy caddies that everyone makes fun of. Slow off the mark and not always reliable to get you there.

So , you had a hard time coming into a strange city, (where you don't know anyone ) , on a long holiday weekend( usually spent with family), and couldn't seem to find many who would see you last minute?

Yep, that's London for you! Must be the city.

Whodathunkit?

PI

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