Mya
 

I know that she’s been kind of well reviewed, but I figured I should mention her regardless. It was my first time doing the parlour thing, and was somewhat nervous. She really chill and a real sweetheart and made me feel very comfortable.

She’s pretty n curvy with a playful personality. I have a fairly unique tattoo in an interesting place that she made a cleaver joke about which made me laugh. I plan to definitely repeat. Also, it was nice to be able to text her to set up the appointment.

Re: Mya
 

You were doing parkour before going to the parlour!!! You definitely made the right choice in going to the parlour to blow off some of that excess energy.

Sorry but I just couldn't resist replying this way.

Re: Mya
 

I'm a little concerned about the cleaver joke.

Re: Mya
 

He spelled parlour as parkour. Just a stupid joke. If I could actually do parkour I'd want to go to the parlour right after.

Re: Mya
 

Crap I just realized that, stupid autocorrect!

Re: Mya
 

Another spelling mistake. I really need to proof read my posts before submitting them. No, there was no cleaver involved in my appointment with Mya, just a clever joke!

Re: Mya
 

LOL Reminds of the time a guy got chased out of an incall by a provider wielding a cleaver. All because he gave her ass a slap after she said don't do that.
While I agreed with her tossing him out, I didn't agree with the psychotic nature she did it with. That got me into an argument with another provider who seemed to think it was justified. :eek:
Sorry for hijacking the thread. lol

Re: Mya
 

That definitely seems a bit excessive for a slap on the ass. I guess maybe it depends on how hard the slap was!