Top 3 Sexy Workers
 

I don't wish to go into too much specific detail here, which I have learned may ruffle some feathers!, but I will post this nonetheless.

I have been to the adult massage parlors well over 50 times ('obsessed' much!), and have met over a dozen different women who are employed by said parlors. (Grammatical side note: I always thought that parlor was spelled parlour but Google and the red squiggaly (sp?, lol) lines have informed me otherwise; you learn something new everyday!). I have actually learned quite a bit from the women I have frequented over these last 13 months.

My top 3, in no particular order, would be:
Kendra Kindheart, Daisy Duke, and Scarlet(t) Tanager
Honorable Mention: My oh my Mi Mi
and Cassy's not too bad.
If you need any Quail eggs, see Emma.

I will be making no further posts on this thread and providing no further information to anyone. But I highly recommend that any current or prospective client visit one of these lovely ladies asap! (and no, they are not my BFF's or girlfriends, much to my chagrin!)

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And parlor can also be spelled parlour. The former is the Americanized version, of the latter (British English)

LTO_3

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What do you mean by "quail eggs"? I'm unfamiliar with that term

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Urban Dictionary has a definition.
I'm fascinated though as well.

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Yeah there’s the testes urban dictionary thing, but she might actually have a hobby quail hutch/coop! Go for a massage, get an 18 pack of quail eggs type deal.

Honestly with grocery prices as they are, it’s a pretty genius marketing strategy!

Also: significant other - “hunny, why are you so late getting home from work?” You - “ugh, I had a real craving for quail eggs and I didnt realize they were SO hard to find! I figured every store with eggs would have then, boy was I wrong ��. Anyways, I found them, let me make you the BEST tiny omelette!”

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We are so conditioned to read between the lines, everything now sounds like a euphemism. lmao

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If I was from Newfoundland I would be offended by that !

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Sounds like an innuendo too me.