Testing the waters
 

Hello all, I wish I was about to show some balls, but I guess I'm really testing Gerald and the new laws. Sorry man. Please ban me if you need to.

First off, I would like to review a lady with whom I had some fun. Her name was Connie Lingus. We shared some muffins and whatnot. You can find her info on another website.

I would also like to share an unrelated story about a sexual encounter that I had with a lovely lady. She clearly indicated to me that she would enjoy sexual congress with me, both verbally, and in writing. I was quite grateful, because I am old and ugly. And she is young, and lovely.

Started with a fantastic massage. Her pussy was hot and wet from the word go! Felt great on my lower back. I flipped over. She rocked my world. My man parts felt good! Her girly parts felt good!

In the spirit of Christmas, I gave her $100. I believe she would be happy to accept money from other fellows as well. Her name escapes me, but I could probably find her on the Google, if anyone needs to track her down.

(I'm ashamed to admit that I voted Conservative in the last federal election, and probably will again, next time. The income splitting promise is all I need...)