Hardwood is coming back
 

That's right folks. Hardwood is back. I just booked a date with a girl and my review will follow tomorrow. Many of you may remember my amazing reviews on Geralds previous site Ontario Erotica. Including the uncensored review of Paris in 2004. (I removed it upon her request) With this girls permission I will write a nice and tastful review of my time with her. For those that know me you will be aware that this is a multi hr date...that how I roll. ..stay tuned...

PS love to hear from the old crew

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Welcome back. Just be aware of Gerald's new rules on reviews. Indicating anything like purchasing of sexual services isn't allowed anymore. Looking forward to your post

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Damn it ! I was looking forward to another uncensored review lol:tongue:

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Oh no ! :eek:

Just kidding - welcome back.

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Thanks boys. I promise to behave

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we all try.....:tongue:

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Great that you are back, Hardwood. You were fun back then, and I am sure will be now.

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Is it tomorrow yet?

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He posted the other night about someone named "Dylon Lane" lol

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Hope the review is as good as the ones for Dylan-because she is wonderful!

Don`t know Hardwood at all but am certainly expecting a Pulitzer piece - but enough about me, what do you think of me!?

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I missed that. Thanks for the heads up. I guess had I been around back in 04 for the famous quote, it might make it more meaningful...

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"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
I've met Dylan a couple times and Hardwood is exactly right in his review. She is one of a kind.

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Guess I must of left Hardwood speechless or at a loss of words. All I know is we had a great time! I do like the way he spelt my name though. It's unique!
Thanks Dabbler and marvelman!!! It's always epic! Hope everyone has a Happy Canada Day!!!!!
Dylan oxo

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back in the day you would have gotten an award winning detailed story like my infamous PARIS review that I was asked to remove due to the 7 hr detailed date. I could write pages of good stuff about miss Dylan Lane

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Typo on the name girl.. sorry. Great time. Your amazing

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Welcome back Hardwood. Your old reviews are legendary and a pleasure to read. Sadly by today's standards the last 4 words of your previous post almost qualifies as a detailed review.

LTO_3

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Thanks for feeding the ego. We needed to know his reviews are legendary, At least we know he's not just a legend in his own mind now.

Tipper