Are London girls too shy?
 

Tried to post. Didn't show, maybe it will show. Tried to contact many well reviewed girls. Heard back from Anika who disappeared when I was ready to set a time.
Only girl I heard back from was Jenna, whom I would guess is hard up for repeats considering she's now pushing 200lbs on a good day.
Too bad.
I'm a well built well educated man trying to get through the necessities of life after divorce and found London sorely wanting.....

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One reason may be that it is Easter weekend and the ladies around here do have families and personal lives that may be more demanding during holiday periods. It may also be that you think a little too much of yourself (as per your quote) and that comes through in your communications. Fit and educated aren't requirements, manners and respect are. So rather than make a post that throws stones at a couple of the advertisers, why not post asking for some advice from other members? Many passers through have been quite satisfied with the london scene and have left envious of the hobbiests based here.

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Wow with your "winning" personality I'd expect the ladies to be lining up and falling over themselves to see you sunshine! :shocker:

Try a small attitude adjustment (as already pointed out nicely by MS) and you may find the fortunes you are looking for. I travel BACK from oakvile to hobby, because leaving the London scene kept ME sorely wanting......... to cum back.

Funny thing is; I'm dim, ugly like Quasimodo, not well built and have an exceptionally small penis (though I am always clean and freshly showered and groomed) and the London ladies still like seeing me. Hmmmmmm. Besides the London ladies already have a well built viper to drool over........ And highly educated wrecker to philosophize with. wrecker is so smart and edumacated I don't understand most his posts...... He's deep.

Crip

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All of my lady friends here reply almost immediately when I get in touch with them. I'm thinking it may have something to do with your postive, upbeat ,sparkling personality. You call yourself well educated but that comment about Jenna is probably one of the most incredibly stupid things I've ever heard. She is beautiful. The only thing sorely wanting in London is me sorely wanting more time to spend with these incredible women. You may not want to bother the next time you're here. I doubt any of these women will be on the edge of their seats "Looking4u" to drop them a line.

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Sorry if I was a little bitter about getting bit by the B&S.

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Nicely done blues, remind me to mind my manners near you! By the way Happy Easter.

Crip

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Happy Easter to you mon frere! Nah you don't have to mind your manners. I've been a bit frustrated myself the last couple of weeks. All my hobby money I normally embezzle for myself is going toward the M&G. I've had to stop myself from picking up my phone a few times. Cold showers just don't cut it.

Cheers Bud! Party time is just around the corner.

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Um I didn't disappear , you contacted me on Friday and said you would be in town on sat and would get in touch...do you know how many times ppl say they will get in touch the next day and never do....you never booked an appt with me ,if you had I would have definitely been here, so I don't just wait around all day because you say yoiu will get in touch, sorry I missed you but it is a holiday weekend and I do have an outside life and can't just wait around for someone who may or may not be in touch........and anyone who has actually booked an appt with me knows I'm a very professional and reliable!!! Welcome to our board

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Little bitter?
Next time keep your complaints to the public board.
I sell ad space, I don't hire providers and I don't see them in person.
Bitching to me in private messaging that an advertiser is heavier than what she advertises is like bitching about the weather. If you don't like what you see at the door, walk away.
If the lady was a problem she'd get trashed here and would lose all business from this website forcing her to end her advertising.
I don't have to validate my advertisers, the people who use this site do that for me.

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What did I do to you?:sad3::tongue:

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I have several adjectives I could add to describe time spent with you. :hearts:

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Rookies ! :nono::eek:

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I feel Ur pain rookie, Londons still got lots of talent. The Indys in London can be hit or miss. If u want a definite time gauranteed apt go to fworld, I've never had to wait more than 5mins for a set time.

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Sorry Didn't know quazzi was the short name.... I meant the humpback of notre dame ugly..... :grin: I've never seen/met you so I know not how many mirrors you crack.... :confused: I do know you seem to be well mannered, the thing is here on a review board with the ladies it matters not our looks, but how we engage with them that wins us points..... I think. Viper? You get special treatments? :wink:

Crip

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I agree with fworld statement, and do feel his pain as I am a last minute guy, but the personal attack on Jenna was uncalled for. Her stats are accurate, her pictures although done professionally are IMO a good representation of what you get. I think she is hot, but physical looks are subjective, she isn't a spinner, but she is built just like a woman.

A reminder to noobs, if you are looking on the board they advertise their schedules......a full page ad is not their schedule. There is usually a link to their schedule.

Crip

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I agree. That's why I try to leave nice comments at every opportunity. I also respect the ladies time and the effort they put into looking so great all the time. I don't think I'm any prize in the beauty department. I do try and present the best version of myself when I visit. I wish I was as dedicated to fitness as Viper is. Now I'm going to go wash this easter cream egg off my face. :wink:

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As opposed to TO where apparently it is all hits and no misses. :rolleyes:

You always have these comments on this board or the other but never want to name a name of those that stand you up.

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I think the insinuation that Anika is unreliable or simply ditched him is way out of bounds as well. Most ladies have a policy that if they haven't been able to respond within an hour then the Gentleman should try again. If there was no confirmed appointment or time agreed on then it's his own fault for lack of follow up. I've seen Anika at least 10 times now and she has never missed an appointment or failed to reply to say she could not accommodate a certain time and definately never ever failed to rock my world once I was in her company.

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Buddy, there are too many to remember lol

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Too funny BigChief. great reply...too many..
Agree, he should have booked with FWorld.
MS still cannot get over you not disclosing. Wow
Crip still has a hard time with me being intellectually superior.
It is not a competition, just here for fun.....Seriously, I could care less.
Apparently, as admitted penisly challenged, so.......
Wait.....were is Shallow Hal....
No one called the OP a tool etc. Give him a big London kind of welcome !
We cant be finished yet ?
Wait, I don't like him...never will....lol..wait..that might hurt his feelings : (
Guess what....probably not...

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Wow. At least I made the board active as hell.
So, if this was a car4sale forum and I was looking for a car, contacted several people selling cars who never responded, talked with someone over the course of a day that had the Cadillac I was looking for all along only to not hear back about the Cadillac the day I was supposed to test drive it; desperate for some wheels I respond to an ad for a Lexus that appears to be in great shape only to find out it's high mileage and not in the shape of the pictures posted........
See where I'm going? Truth in advertising. Get mad at me all you want. All I expected was truth; I reacted in a way that was, while an overreaction, the way someone does when finding out they were led astray.
I didn't come to this site meaning to wreak havoc and be someone I'm not. I got pissed off when I found out that the mod doesn't care if there are misleading advertisers on here and generally disappointed in the lack of even a reply saying that the carlot had no cars.
Cheers. And happy Easter!

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Anika your a Cadillac? If you where a car, I think of you as more of a Corvette. Made for two people, smooth,fast,hug the road and great lines.

Looking4u face it you came to town on a long weekend looking for a lovely LS lady. Face it long weekends most of these ladies are with there families. So unless you book a day and time ahead you will be S.O.L.
So you went with plan B and weren't happy, get over it.

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Or an Audi R8. 0 to 60 in 3.2 secs with killer looks.

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Truth be known,You only say that because you go 0 to 60 in 3.2 secs with her. Because of her killer looks.

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I have blown a few gaskets that's for sure. Overheated several times too. She always gets me out of the pits and on my merry way though. :wink:

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Ya I'm a rookie. I'd prefer to avoid agencies because I get the feeling an Indy is someone doing what they want on their terms. No coercion, no abuse. If I haven't beat the horse to death, I'll say it one last time before I retire to den of solitude; do I really need a public flogging for being irate at being suckered? I did my research, read through the posts with recommendations. I get it that you're taking your chances when you TOFTT.
Why is it that a forum about righteous massage is different than one about used car sales or vacation packages? I see a brochure that looks like a luxury resort, I shouldn't be the asshole for saying I ended up finding motel 8.
In bluntness.
Nolongerlooking.

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Try not being a dickhead about the way you say it. You aren't talking about resorts or cars, but people.

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It's not resorts or cars I'm complaining about. It's about being honest. If the pics are someone else's or severely outdated, it's misleading. I believe in honesty, and sometimes I'm a little too blunt about it, as I'm being vigorously roasted for.
Over the top, a bit. Out of line, not entirely.

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Looking4fun. . .
We all look different than our pics, as would you if you were advertising yourself. . .you put your best foot forward and you get to prep ahead and throw out the bad pics. . .
I don't know how many times I have showed up for a date and thought, "oh no, I just had a big supper and this would be the time so and so would come to see me. . .oh no!" But apart from the rudeness of criticising someone publicly who was just very nice to you. . .you should know (as others have already pointed out) that we providers are reticent to return a call or text once a certain amount of time has passed. . .we don't want to be responsible for destroying worlds and lives. . .so your best bet would be to keep calling/texting till you get through somehow. . .
This is my approach when calling fellow providers on behalf of my clients from time to time. . .
I often don't connect for quite a while, but I know that like me, they can't always answer their phone or return a text right away

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Now we're talking!!:cool: Excuse me while I throw the Viper in the mix too :shocker:

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You know I was thinking just that....The ONE lady who does respond to your request for an appt. and follows through with it ...and does a great job on top of it....
You think you would be a tad more grateful and gracious to her:odd:

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Well if you guys insist on perpetuating the car metaphor, I stand by looking for the Cadillac. I'll take the CTS-V coupe over all you've listed.
Seats are plush yet firm, yes it's slower at 0-60 in a paltry 4.0 seconds but hell, I'm 40 and that's why I was looking for more vintage rides than your track stars.
I trust GM that the car in the brochure is what I'll get. And while you can import Eastern Europeans, I'd hope I can trust what is advertised by the home grown dealers as being pretty damned close to the best foot forward pics in the ads. Of course, cars are the same; your mileage may vary.
Cheers from the arsehole who tells it like it is :)

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I guess I am confused about the suckered part. Was it not Jenna that answered the door? How could you not just walk away if she was so blatantly misrepresented in her ads? You handed over the money for her time so if you want to lay blame, it falls squarely on you. I think we all understand that many many advertisers (even outside of London) stretch the truth about age or weight or even have professional pics that may create an unreasonable look that is rarely duplicated for a client. It is part of the business and surely driven by the competitive nature of the business, driven by wanting to be closer to what they fell clients are looking for. Having said that though, there are a lot of these ladies I trust more than a used car salesman, i'll assure you that.

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There should be more truth in advertising!

I , after all, am a 6'2" Adonis who's moustache makes him look like Tom sellac ( or so nobody's told me) ! I weigh in at a svelt 195lbs just last night( in a dream I had)!
I also am hung like a pony( miniature one) ! And have a 8" tongue and the ability to breath through my ears! Some of this may actually be true!

Truth be told( and if we're using car metaphors ) I am like a cadillac , the big ol pimp daddy caddies that everyone makes fun of. Slow off the mark and not always reliable to get you there.

So , you had a hard time coming into a strange city, (where you don't know anyone ) , on a long holiday weekend( usually spent with family), and couldn't seem to find many who would see you last minute?

Yep, that's London for you! Must be the city.

Whodathunkit?

PI

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Lol! Thanks for the chuckle PI. I'm kinda like a Toyota Corolla or a Schwin Bicycle myself. Point A to point B. I'll getcha there at some point.:tongue:

Make damn sure you and I have a drink next week. Cheers.

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I was hoping you would come along and make sense of all this for us... Thanks Wrecker!

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Absolutly Blues , I look forward to meeting .

I don't get out much, and not sure how late I will be getting there or staying. But I am looking forward to the m&g . Will be nice to put some faces to the names .

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Omg where to begin with your misogynistic references towards women. Referring to us as cars? Could you dehumaniz us anymore? Why not refer to us as cuts or different grades of meat?

Yes I have slacked off on going to the gym and gained 20 pounds over the last 3.5 but pushing 200lbs not even close buddy! I can go to the gym and lose it, but you sir will always be a prick and nothing more then a Neanderthal that has a very sad perception on women. I pity you, you can say that your educated all you want to but you reek of pure ignorance.

I have no regulars/repeat clients because I'm "fat" lol. If that was the case why would I always be traveling around and booked solid with multi hours and overnights? Why do I have clients fly me to destinations for weekends? Because I am THEIR type of girl. You are aware that there are massage parlours open during the holidays correct? So if you couldn't get ahold of a lady that was your type on the board you had other options. Instead you opt to slander me on here. Maybe you should have went on to my website and looked at my full nude pictures and saw I'm not a spinner, that I have some fat on my body. Or taken a look at my picture where I'm sitting at the piano and you can see a that I have FAT!!!!

Thank you to those that said kind words on my behalf but I take what this "gentleman" says about me very lightly. I might not fall into his catigory of ladies but I fall into a lot of other men's. I am comfortable in my body and proud of all my curves.

Jenna

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I have not seen you, Jenna, but this post (esp. the line I quoted) makes it more likely I will someday. A woman who loves her body and shows it well is a sexy woman. Nicely said and I'm glad you didn't pull your punches on this guy.

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You wear it well Jenna.